Here are the tweets that made us laugh today. Listen weekdays with “Mac in the Morning” for the daily entries into our ‘Tweet Hall of Fame!’
My wife has me call her in the mornings to wake her up and that means I’m the first person she gets to be mad at everyday.— Noah Fence (@Talktome81) August 15, 2019
It’s the little things.
Me: "Why are you licking your hand?”— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 15, 2019
6y.o: "I'm getting the germs off.”
Well, that’s one less college tuition for us to worry about.
Art Garfunkel drives a smart car named Smart Carfunkel— donni saphire (@donni) August 6, 2019