Here are the tweets that made us laugh today. Listen weekdays with “Mac in the Morning” for the daily entries into our ‘Tweet Hall of Fame!’
Got kicked out of Walmart for wearing deodorant again
— ho baby 😉 (@ThisLocalHater) May 24, 2019
it was warm out but there was a hypothermia warning for the water today, welcome to Maine
— now what (@jaimiealley) June 9, 2019
They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) May 1, 2019