Here are the tweets that made us laugh today. Listen weekdays with “Mac in the Morning” for the daily entries into our ‘Tweet Hall of Fame!’
My new neighbors do this really cool thing where they pretend I don’t exist and now I have new favorite neighbors
— That one chick from the Internet (@PrisonCookies) June 4, 2019
Coroner: How are you so certain this is your wife?
— Kerry 🌺 (@whatbabytalk) June 4, 2019
H: She’s wearing a black shirt with deodorant marks.
All dogs go to Heaven. Except for terriers. Those little assholes have to spend a lot of time in purgatory first.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) June 3, 2019