Here are the tweets that made us laugh today. Listen weekdays with “Mac in the Morning” for the daily entries into our ‘Tweet Hall of Fame!’
I saw a song called “Khaki Slut”, and I wonder which Target employee did him wrong.— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) June 2, 2019
Nothing like tripping on air to keep you humble.— Tater Tot (@darkmatter_wimp) May 31, 2019
Me: 🎶How much is that doggie in the window?🎶 Bow wow!— Melanie Gibson (@sugarwits) May 31, 2019
Clerk: Actually, that’s Dougie the stock boy.
Me: I said how much?