Here are the tweets that made us laugh today. Listen weekdays with “Mac in the Morning” for the daily entries into our ‘Tweet Hall of Fame!’
I would chase my dreams but…— 🧚♂️ Girl On Tapas 💚 🧚♂️ (@girlontapas) May 13, 2019
I’m too lazy to even chase the ice cube that gets away from me and ends up as a puddle on my floor.
Why are there chicken nuggets floating in the pool?!— Scrappy Momma (@scrappy_momma) May 26, 2019
I accidentally typed tax seduction instead of tax deduction and now my refund is just a Barry White CD and some candles.— Possum Kingdom (@aissalanis) May 23, 2019